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Even Cowgirls Get the Blues if you won't give them your number, boy.

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I have a library card, do you mind if I check you out?

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My Heart was a Lonely Hunter 'til I met you, girl.

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You may not be Miss Jean Brodie, but I can tell you're in your Prime.

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I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.

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If you'd let me, baby, I'd Middlemarch you right on down the aisle.

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We could make such a beautiful library together.

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We Need to Talk About Kevin. I'm Kevin, can I buy you a drink?

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I want to take your body to Wuthering Heights.

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Hey girl, can you say that one more time? I can't hear you over the Sound and the Fury of my beating heart.

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Wanna go find us A Room of One's Own?

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As I Lay Dying…my biggest regret was not telling you how beautiful you are.

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I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

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Why don't we Middlemarch right out of here and go get dinner?

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Hey girl, don't be The Stranger.

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It's funny that you're reading Tennessee Williams, since you're the only 10 I see.

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Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.

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I'd Fight to go to a Club with you.

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What's up girl? How about we make a little of the Sound and The Fury until the Sun Also Rises?

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I'd like to end your Age of Innocence.

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I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. Dick collection of books on Good Reads.

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Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.

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I'd love you in all the times, including* the Time of Cholera. (*but not limited to)

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My love for you is Infinite, and I do not Jest.

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It's no wonder Big Brother's watching you. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're 1984.

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Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.

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Portnoy's Complaint was that he didn't get to see your fine behind.

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Call me Ishmael. When can I call you?

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Have you lost weight? Your Lightness is Unbearable, and it's doing something to my Being.

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I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?

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I want you to hold me and Never Let Me Go.

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Can I have The Way of All Flesh with you?

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I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?

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Baby you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.

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Hey lady, there's nothing Second about your Sex.

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I'd never say "Farewell" to those Arms.

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Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?

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I'd Revisit your Brideshead anytime.

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Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.

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Is it 451 degrees Fahrenheit in here, or is it just you?

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Are you Five People? 'Cause I just met you, and I'm in Heaven.

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Is your name Harriet? Cause I caught you spyin' on me.

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Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my dick be mo'.

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Girl, you raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451.

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Want to come back to my place to see my book collection?

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The Sun isn't the only thing around here that Also Rises.

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I'd never be Misérables waking up to your face.

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I would Thoreau-ly enjoy it if this library weren't so Wald-en. Why don't you get some fresh air and go out with me?

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I know For Whom the Bell Tolls, so why don't you call me sometime?

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I don't need to go In Search of Lost Time — I know it's the time I spent before I met you.

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Girl, we're the Beautiful and the Damned, you're beautiful and I'll be damned if you don't let me buy you a drink.

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I wanna do Wild Things wherever you Are.

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Tender is the Night you let me take you home.

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What's up, sweetheart. What do you say we open up our covers and read a little Fifty Shades of Grey together?

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I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.

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I like paper and you like Kindle. So let's get together, baby, and start a fire.

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Watching you walk through those stacks is A Moveable Feast for the eyes.

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You must be reading Fahrenheit 451, because you're smokin'!

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Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?

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I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all night.

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I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.

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You're the Lord of my Flies, and you can unzip them anytime.

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Hey, why don't you let me bring you to Treasure Island?

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If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I'd have a Secret Garden.

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Girl, you're like a best-seller list, and I'm like a book. I could be on you for weeks.

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If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.

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Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.

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Girl, you remind me of a library book because I love checking you out.

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Can you help me? I'm in Search of all the Lost Time I spent checkin' you out.

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I'd like to Catch 22 of you.

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If you give me yo' number, I'll live up to all your Great Expectations.

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Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

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Hey baby. Would you like to peek at my hardcover?

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My friends call me Robert, but you can call me The Beowulf.

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