bone pickup lines

I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Are you an animal? Because I'm gonna tame you with my bone.

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Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

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Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

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You're an osteologist? In that case, there's a bone I'd like to show you...

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I want to put my boner into your pants.

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We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

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Babe, you could pick on my bone any time.

skeletonobject-things

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?

skeletonobject-things

Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?

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Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.

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Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a boner. (Naruto)

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You are like a bottle of skele-gro: you're growing me a bone.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?

dog-parksituational

They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the boner.

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Boner appetit!

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You're giving me a serious bone condition.

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You must be bone meal because you make me grow a few more feet.

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Girl, I want to get my bone under your skin instead.

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Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.

dirty

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my boner even more.

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Are you calcium? Because you're certainly making a bone grow.

skeletonobject-things

Babe are you calcium pill, because you made my bone hard.

vitaminfood

What do you and a chicken leg have in common. I prefer bone in.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

I am a skeleton. Bone me.

skeletonobject-things

Can I take you to the Bone-yard?

dirty

Have you ever tried bone luging?Drink

food

You have 206 bones in your body, wanna have 207?

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, I am bad to my boner. Make it good.

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I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul boner

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more? (Skeleton)

halloweenholiday-themed

I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this boner.Revenge

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Wanna bone?

skeletonobject-things

You just gave me a Cubone.

pokemonvideo-game-related

You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.

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Are you bone meal? Because you make my wood grow!

minecraftvideo-game-related

Trombones can do it in 7 positions

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

You put the "BONE" in Cubone.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I can bone out 5 chickens in 10 minutes. Just think about how fast I can please.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

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I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.Mindcraft

video-gamesvideo-game-related

Girl I want you on the bone, because you are finger licking good.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you a skeleton? Because I wanna bone you.

skeletonobject-things

Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

Hey, you free tonight? Wanna come to my place and check out my hard bone horn?

monster-huntervideo-game-related

I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

minecraftvideo-game-related

Girl, you made me into a skeleton? Because I just got a boner seeing you.

skeletonobject-things

Would you like to examine my bone?

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

Meet me at the bone yard. We can summon a lot more than spirits.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Wanna ride my Zam-boner?

hockeysports-themed

I'm dying for you to bone me.

skeletonobject-things

Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.

thanksgivingholiday-themed

All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

skeletonobject-things

I'm French Horny for your tromboner.

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Do you know what's a skeleton's favorite instrument? Sex-a-bone.

skeletonobject-things

Are you able to hold my dragon bone?

skeletonobject-things

Are you missing a bone? Because I got something hard to put inside you.

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Do you have a skeleton? Because I want to hand you my bones.

skeletonobject-things

Bone up.

skeletonobject-things

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

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There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

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Hey girl. You’ve filled all the GAPS in my heart and soul with your bone broth, ghee, sauerkraut juice, and nut bread.

paleofood

I got some buried bones in my past. But babe I'll get them out for you any time.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Less than a mile away? Watch out baby, you're in the bone zone!

tindersituational

Babe I am a skeleton. I am bone to be wild.

skeletonobject-things

I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my boner in your backyard.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you know why woman likes KFC? Because you are past the tender breast and the juicy thigh. All you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone it.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

At Running Back… Call me an archaeologist…Because he’s got a large bone I want to examine …from the Baltimore Ravens…Ray Rice!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I can bone out 5 chickens in 10 minutes.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

We play celebrity dogs, Papillon Justin Bieber, you can be Kardashian Boxer and I will bury my bone in your backyard !

justin-biebersituational

This skeleton wants some flesh on my bones.

skeletonobject-things

At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he's got a large bone I want to examine.

american-footballsports-themed

They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

doctor-nurse-hospitaloccupation

Girl, you are so hot you make my lazy bone work.

skeletonobject-things

You already have a whole skeleton inside you so another bone will do no harm.

skeletonobject-things

I'm buying this T-Bone for my dog. I'm really a vegetarian that respects all walks of life – especially women.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?

hockeysports-themed

Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight. 

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you a chicken grave yard? Because I want to bury my cock bones in you.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.Mindcraft

video-gamesvideo-game-related

Yeah, I got a bone for you.

skeletonobject-things

I don't believe in lean pork. I like a lady with meat on her bones.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!

scienceacademic-pick-lines

You must have given me some Skelegrow, 'cause my bone is really growing right now.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Slim Bob: Ugh, I'm practically skin and bones!

101-tekkenvideo-game-related

Girl, you are so hot. I can feel it in my boner.

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You can dig up my bone any day.

skeletonobject-things

Your boner is giving my nipples an erection

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Girl, you give me a tromboner.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Girl you can call me Paul George cause you got me showing my bone.

basketballsports-themed

You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

treeobject-things

Baby your bone structure is giving my 'bone' structure.

dirty

Are you a skeleton for Halloween? Because I sure want to bone you.

skeletonobject-things

Girl you so sexy, I can feel you in my bones.

skeletonobject-things

Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

skeletonobject-things

Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.Pinocchio

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Is your daddy a butcher? Because I want to bone you.

your-daddybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Your skeleton's missing something! Mind if I give you a bone?

skeletonobject-things

My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?

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I've got a very large bone for you to examine.

skeletonobject-things

Are you a bonehead? Because I want to put my boner into your head.

skeletonobject-things

Girl, you are so hot you made my boneless cock into bones.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Your body got 206 bones, mind if i give you one more?

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine!

dirty

I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!

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Hehe. You give me like...a boner or something. Yeah. Hehe. A boner.Beavis & Butt-head

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

My boners wants to party in your forest.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

You are not getting how much I want you. Perhaps we need your flesh on my boner.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you eat chicken cause you can swallow my bones.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

ghettosituational

Girl, you give me a tromboner.Trombone

music-instrumentsituational

Can I make a save vs. boner?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe, you are a skeleton to me. Because I love every bone in your body.

skeletonobject-things

Are you a archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

If you have time, we can go around my bone yard.

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Babe, did you just finish those KFC? It's time to put some bones inside that wet empty box of yours.

kfcfood

Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.

doctor-nurse-hospitaloccupation

Do you have a skeleton? Because I want to feed you my bone meal.

skeletonobject-things

I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I've got a bone I'd like to bury in you right now.

skeletonobject-things

Babe, you are so hot you make me feel like I have 1 extra bone.

skeletonobject-things

You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density. And I don't just mean my skeleton.

gym-fitnesssituational

I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favorite's on the floor.Trombone

music-instrumentsituational

You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

You must be made of bonemeal, because baby you make me grow 10 feet tall

minecraftvideo-game-related

m dying for you to bone me.

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