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If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.

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Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

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I wish I could lick the salt off your lips.

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Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cookoo for you

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You know what they say about men with big noses.

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They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let's make love.

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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

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I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

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I convinced MCR to get back together.

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Are you Berry? I would bottle you up as jam and enjoy you all winter long.

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Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.

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I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

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No wonder the sky is gray today. Your hair is outshining the sun.

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If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

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Are you a tamale? Because you're hot.

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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.Lao Tzu

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Do you know karate? Because your body's kickin!

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You make me feel like a clock: all gooey inside.

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How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.

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Am I smashed? Or are you really that curvy?

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I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

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If you were sprite, I'd obey my thirst.

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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

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You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.

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Hey, I didn't know angels flew so low.

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Let's do it at 2 a.m. and I'll rock your world till 3:03, baby.

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The greatest marriages are built on teamwork. A mutual respect, a healthy dose of admiration, and a never-ending portion of love and grace.Fawn Weaver

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Did god take the thunder out the sky and put it in your thighs?!

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Is that smile patented?

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Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

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I´ve got something that´ll put hairs on your chest.

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I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.

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If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed

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So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.

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Wanna come back to my place and listen to Devil and God on vinyl?

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Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with youLiam Neeson

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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

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Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.

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Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

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Everytime I see you my heart smiles.

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I actually have a tattoo on my ass that says your name, want to check it out?

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Guy: Have we met before? Girl: No. Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams!

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I'll be your Tramp, if you'll be my Lady.Lady and Tramp

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Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.Emily Brönte

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Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

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I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

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I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

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My lips forgot what a kiss feels like. Do you think you could remind me?

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A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.Robert Quillen

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You are a perfect piece of steak. I can't stop drooling over you.

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I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?Right and Wrong

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Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," How about dinner?

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We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly

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If we’re going to have sex later, you probably should be there.

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Girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you. Because you being so hot make me so thirsty.

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You look tired, how about let's end the night together at my place.

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You know, you make all my blues go away! Happy Monday!

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Miss, you made my heart stop...

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There's definitely something down there that wasn't there before if you know what I mean.

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I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.

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It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

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Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?

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You are so stunning beautiful that I didn't even notice this amazing tattoo you got.

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I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you.

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Guy to a girl: What time do you have to be at work in the morning? Girl answers: 8 am. Guy answers: Then I'll set the alarm for 7 am

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Girl, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

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Sit on my lap and I will take you to a whole new level.

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If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!

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Want to see more of my tattoos? We gotta go somewhere private.

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I'd smile and wink at you even if it didn't humanize me. (Sherlock)

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Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

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Girl, you are a mess and I am a mess, so why not?

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Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.Romeo and Juliet

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky and into my heart.

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You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you!

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Is it hot in here or is it just your hair?

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I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

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Hey Barbie. Im Ken.Barbie and Ken

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Do you have the time? Because I've got the place!

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Hey is your last name Chilli's because I can see myself chewin those babybacks

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

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Your eyes are so mysterious I'd like to be your detective.

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Hey, I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile.

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

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Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!

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We are all a little weird and, life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.Dr. Seuss

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I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

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Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s'more.

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Girl I am thirsty. Squirt for me.

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Are you a tamale? 'Because you're hot.

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Do you like the color blue? Because tidal wave is coming.

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I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

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Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.

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Hey, haven’t I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

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Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

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You're so fine I must be dreaming.

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Girl I want you on the bone, because you are finger licking good.

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I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because baby your making me HOT!

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Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2015 (or whatever year it is).

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You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

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Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

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Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

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If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

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Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

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Girl: What get it off

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Are you tired? I deliver myself to your place.

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If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors..don't be alarmed, babyqirl..you're just in my heart

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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

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Angels fall from the sky, I rise from the bottom.

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Hey girl, are you the sea wave? I see you come. I'm getting thirsty. I will drink your salty juice.

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Hey baby, my name is Dick. Wanna suck my Richard? Happy Suckday!

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Love is the strongest force the world possesses, and yet it is the humblest imaginable.Mahatma Gandhi

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I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.

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Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.Jason Derulo

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I have 4 words for you Hol I Day Inn.

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You know, if you are going to sleep in on Sunday, I make a great body pillow. Happy Sleepday!

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Do you believe in modern revelation? Because I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.

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Cool tattoo, can I have a taste of it?

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Is you daddy a lumberjack, because baby you giving me wood

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If I told you that you had a great curves, would you hold it against me?

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Did you know the human body is 90% water and I'm really thirsty.

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You know how to make your hair look even better? In my lap.

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When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my life: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

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You must be bone meal because you make me grow a few more feet.

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A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

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Comb on over baby.

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I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!

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Whatever our souls are made of, [yours] and mine are the same.Emily Brontë

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If you think my hair is well groomed, you should check out my ass.

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When you look for the right person, you always end up with the wrong one. But when you just sit by the corner and wait, he comes along and shares the corner with you.Unknown Author

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Why don't you sit on my lap. And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

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I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.

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I lub dub you...

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Your lips look really dry. I could moisturize them for you if you want

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Is your name Stella/Rosa? Because I could just bottle you and drink you up.

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Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

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Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.

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Your senses must be messed up, because your eyes are talking to me.

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Babe, in case you miss me last night, it's me seductive Sunday!

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I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

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You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

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Did your daddy write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life

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Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.Unknown Author

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I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it.

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Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!

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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back

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If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.

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Heaven's missing an Angel.

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I would look at your tattoos for the rest of my life.

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Is your daddy a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

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I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup

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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?

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Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!

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Hey, don't frown you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

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Are you a Snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.

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Has your hair always been this beautiful or did you have to work at it?

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Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be heaven!

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Hey Gail, can you blow me?Gail

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Help, something's wrong with my eyes – I just can't take them off you.

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If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.

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I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

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I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my boner in your backyard.

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Your hair is golden, like the summer sun...I want to see it set in my lap.

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Are you a light switch? 'Because you turn me on!

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Our smiles should touch now.

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Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

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Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down.

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In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.Janos Arnay

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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

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Your lips are so beautiful...That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.

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I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

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Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.

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If ya got them, Flaunt them! It's Flash Friday!

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I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!

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You will find, as you look back upon your life, that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.Henry Drummond

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Sexy comes in all sizes, but I love your size the most.

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You can call me daredevil.

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When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

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I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

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Once you go fat you never go back.

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Well, here I am What are you other two wishes?

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Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?

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You stole my heart without permission

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If I was your heart would you let me beat?

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Your hair smells so delicious.

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The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart

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Hi, My Name Is [Your Name], but You Can Call Me Tonight.

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If life was a TiVo, I would rewind you and play you over and over.

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Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair.

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Is your name Daisy? Because I would pick you.

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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.General

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Are your parents bakers? Because they sure made you a cutie pie!

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I need some Whoa's to help me get through Wednesday.

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When I look into your eyes, I see an ocean

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We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.

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Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!

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I don't know you, but I think I love you already

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Before we met, I was as lost as a person could be and yet you saw something in me that somehow gave me direction again.Nights in Rodanthe

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You are the sun to my moon, the yin to my yang; there's no one else that I'd rather bang.Sun and Moon; Ying and Yang

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And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.Elizabeth Young

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Your lips must be a magnet because my lips are attracted to it!

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I'm not Rapunzel, but I'll still let you pull my hair.

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Do you work at Home Depot? (No) Because you sure are giving me wood.

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Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

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Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

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The groom always smiles proudly because he’s convinced he’s accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she’s been able to convince him of it.Judith McNaught

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You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

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They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the boner.

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If I guess your name in three guesses, will you buy me a beer? If not I'll buy you a beer. Are you in?General

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You don't need Cupid, baby. I'm an archer too. I know I can make you quiver.Bow and Arrow

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Hey are you Santa. Because I want to sit on your lap and tell you what I want from you

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Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

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Is your last name Berry? Because I will love to have you for dessert after dinner and again for breastfast in the morning.

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Real love stories never have endings.Richard Bach

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Your daddy must play the trumpet, because your making me horny!

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Is your name Gillette, because your the best a man can get.

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Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...

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Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, Purple Horseshoes, and Red Balloons!

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I like my girls curvy and dirty.

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Are you a bottle of Coke because you open my happiness

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How much? To buy your heart baby...

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Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!

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If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine

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Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you look “Grrrreat!”

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There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

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If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

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Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.

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Sit on my lap, and babe that hard thing is not my wallet.

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My love for you is about as fat as you are!

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Is your daddy a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.

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Are you thirsty? Because I Aquafinna eat that ass!

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I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.

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Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.

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Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

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Come sit on Santa's lap. And turn this lump of coal into a diamond.

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I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.

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My lips are missing yours.

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Hi my name is Mickey, and there is nothing Minnie about me!Mickey

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I've got Skittles in my mouth , want to taste the rainbow?

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I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Because I could see myself in your pants.

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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

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Is your daddy a hunter? Because your such a fox!

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Unlike my hair color you're not just a phase.

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Hey girl is your name Alice? Because I'd fall into your rabbit hole and follow you to wonderland.

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You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.

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Do you like Wendy's? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendy's nuts slide across your face.

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You're hotter than donut grease.

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Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.

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I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.

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I love your turquoise dress. You looks like a greek goddess.

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I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

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I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!

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Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

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Is your name Wendy? Then you should come blow me.

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Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

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I've counted all the stars before. And I think I've missed two. They're in your eyes

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Smile, it can't be that bad.

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Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

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Is your name Mulan, because you're beautiful and most people forget you were ever made.

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Is your name Joy? Because I want you to jump on my stick.

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You are so hot, your name must be Summer.

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Nice green shirt. I bet you are magically delicious.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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Aladdin a pastry as well.

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Are you the color gray? Because I can't get enough of your 50 shades.

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Are you the energizer bunny because you just keep going and going through my mind

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I want to make you blush pinker than Princess Bubblegum.

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Marriages, like a garden, take time to grow. But the harvest is rich unto those who patiently and tenderly care for the ground.Darlene Schacht

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I'll make your eyes roll back in ecstasy. Never say the deaf can't lead the blind.

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I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.

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Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

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Sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?

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I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

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Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming

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I'm the king in bed. Will you be my queen?King and Queen

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Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm loving it.

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You know you’re the only one for me!Adam and Eve

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Roses are red, Violets are violets. My name ain't Santa, but enjoy sitting on my lap.

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Every redhead I’ve met is extremely smart.

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Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me

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Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

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You seem tired, I can give you a shot of adrenaline.

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Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

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Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

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Your hair was just so beautiful from the back that I had to come see the front.

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Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

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I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

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Are you nasty?

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Hi, I have big feet.

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Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

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I know you can not talk, but your body language says it all.

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I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

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I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.You and I

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Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful and endures through every circumstance.Corinthians 13:7

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That looks so sexy, and the tattoo is pretty nice too.

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Aye Mary, yous poppin!

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Girl don't stop. Keep flaunting your curves!

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You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Hands you the $20 and walks away.

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Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

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With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!

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Show me your overbite.

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Nice legs... Shame about the face.

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Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

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Talking in sign language is so sexy.

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Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember that curves.

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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

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Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa ?Gin and Tonic

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With a curves like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

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You're so hot; you make the sun envious.

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I'm emo. Are you an emo chick?

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If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

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Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.Franklin P. Jones

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Roses are red, I haven't ate. So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate.

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Red hair is the most gorgeous thing in the world.

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You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

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Is that baby oil on your forehead? Because you shine like an angel.

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Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours.

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Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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How do you think Adam got eve?Adam and Eve

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Is your name Summer because you are hot!

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I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For being sexy.

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Girl, you got sexy brown skin. You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

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I'll bippity bop you, girl.

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Is your Dad an art thief? Because your hair is a masterpiece.

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Damn....Levis should pay you royalties.

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Someone suck my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

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Because today, when I look into your eyes, my love for you only grows. It’s even stronger now. My love will never waver. And this I vow to you, today, and always and forever.One Tree Hill

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Are you Friday? Because I am ready to Frigg in love with you.

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Hi my name is Miller. People say I’m a keg of fun.Miller

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You’re emo kid too?! Let’s hold each other and sob.

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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Because you are burning me up!

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You're the sound in my voice, the rhythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart…..be my lightning and strike down on me!

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Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?

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Your eyes are the portal to purgatory.

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Is your father Little Caesar? Because you look Hot 'n Ready.

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Guy: Excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: No. Guy: Why not?

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You must be Snow White, because when I'm with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.

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If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.

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First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

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Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.

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A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.

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That's odd. Your acne spells let's knock boots" in braille."

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I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

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The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

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Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

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The most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

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I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!

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Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

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Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart

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Is your daddy a dentist?(if yes) Then open wide

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What up butter face.

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You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

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I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

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Papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!

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If we're going to transcend the human construct of time together, at least buy me a drink first.

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Hey, I wanted to tell you...that smile of yours drives me crazy.

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I am not afraid to keep on living, but I am afraid to continue my life without you.

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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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I am thirsty and I am down to get some pussy juice.

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Nice tattoo, can I see all of it?

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What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.

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You don’t marry the person you can live with … you marry the person you can’t live without.Unknown Author

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Can I be your mask? Cause' I wanna stay in touch with your lips from inside and protect you from outside.

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If I'm your Sherlock, will you be my john?John

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I love your existence.

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I think I have seen you somewhere. You are the same girl who came in my dreams last night.

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Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color: Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.

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Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 360!

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I'm fluent in Sign Language.

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I don't need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes.

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Your eyes have touched my soul

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I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

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Are you the color blue like the sky? Because even the blue sky looks dim compare to you.

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If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder, hold you close to me and answer with a smile, "Like this."

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Do you want to fall in love and go rob banks?Bonnie and Clyde

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Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.

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Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?

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I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

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Is your daddy an electrician? (if answered no) O i thought he was b/c you are so Electrifying (If answered yes) I knew there had to be a reason why you are so electrifying!

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If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

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Are you from the moon? Because your physique is out of this world.

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I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

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You think THAT'S a serpent...Adam and Eve

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(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

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Don’t you work at Hooters?

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My lips are like skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?

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I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.

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I'll let you play with my hair if you let me play with yours.

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Are you the color orange like pumpkin pies? Because I can never have enough of you.

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Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your pussy tonight.

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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?General

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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.Henry Ford

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Bond, James Bond. How's your dady now?James Bond

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Sit on my lap and you will straight out things real fast.

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You have the most beautiful smile in the world, and I'd like to celebrate this point with you.

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Is your name Art? Because I want to nail you to the wall.Art

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Don't smile. Because if you smile then everything about you will be perfect and I will fall in love instantly.

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I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day

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Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.

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I want you for always…days, years, eternities.Franz Schubert

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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over.Unknown

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Your hair is beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?

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Did you fell from heaven because have sex with me?

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Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

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I wonder if your hair would hold after we roll in the sheets.

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Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!

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Are you Wednesday? Because I want to hump you.

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I couldn't help but notice that you have beautiful violet eyes like Elizabeth Taylor.

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The way you love me, the way you touch my life, I wish the journey, should never end till I die. Thanks for making the day special in my life.

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Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

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How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

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I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?

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Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.

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I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.

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Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

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Guy: What's on your face?

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Did your father have sex with a carrot? Because you've got nice eyes.

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I want you more than a Popsicle on a hot summer day.

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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and you and I are three subway stops from my house.Venus and Mars

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You're showing me a red light, baby, but all I see is green!

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Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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Is your daddy a wielder, [wait for answer]? Because you know how to mend my broken heart"

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Do you know I have tattoo on my penis? Come to my place and find out.

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Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

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Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods.

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Could you please step away from the bar? Your hair looks so hot you’re melting all the ice.

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My boners wants to party in your forest.

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You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

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Are you on Nickelodeon? Because you're a-Dora-ble!

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If all women have flawless hair like yours, hairdressers will go out of business!

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If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

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You smell like trash, may I take you out?

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Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!

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I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man — I can go all night long.

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I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?

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Babe, sit on my lap and see what I have under wraps.

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Hey glad you made it through the week, because it is sexy Saturday!

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Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track

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The only despair I feel now is your possible rejection, don’t break my heart.

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Your body got 206 bones, mind if i give you one more?

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is your name Athena/ Venus? Because I want to worship you.

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Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

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I want to make love to you like there are 24 hours in this day.

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Is your daddy an Aquafina worker because your jugs are perfect

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Hey baby, just the thought of you make me wet. Happy Wetnesday

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I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

I love curvy women – you are big, sexy, thick, wide and beautiful.

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You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill

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I hate my world, but only because my world doesn't have you in it.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is your name Rose? Because I’d love to preserve this moment.

girl-namebody-feature-and-common-expressions

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool because you're hot!

hotbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? because I'm goin cookoo for you

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Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

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Is your daddy an artist because your a fine piece of work

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What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.

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Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.

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I’ve only got three months to live.

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Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

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Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love Wendy's balls slap against yo face

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Do your lips taste as good as they look?

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I may not like Green ham or eggs, but I sure love your long, thin legsHam and Eggs

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Is your daddy a drug dealer? because you sure are dope!

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Are you a crayon? Because you bring color to my life.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

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Is your name Jasmine? Because I wanna plant you right here.

girl-namebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.David

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Girl is your name baseball, because I just want to hit it.

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I have something in my eye. [look her in her eyes] It's still there its beautiful.

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Mary had a little sheep. and with the sheep she went to sleep, the sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb!

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

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If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town

brand-pick-up-lines-and-common-commbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

The beauty of marriage is not always seen from the very beginning…but rather as love grows and develops over time.Fawn Weaver

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Hey cutie, is that Cupid's arrow in your bow?Bow and Arrow

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Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

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Your name must be Rod, because I want to strike you.Rod

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I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

brand-pick-up-lines-and-common-commbody-feature-and-common-expressions

You got no tattoo? I'll help with that tattoo virginity of yours.

tattoobody-feature-and-common-expressions

You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

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I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

sit-lapbody-feature-and-common-expressions

I love your turquoise earring. Do you know the color turquoise originated from the word Turkish? I wouldn't mind serving you in a Turkish bath either.

colorbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hey baby, you don't need words for love. Let's turn off the light and feel our way around.

blind-and-deafbody-feature-and-common-expressions

You better change the lock, because I'm the key to your heart.

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I hope you know CPR. Because your beautiful hair takes my breath away.

hairbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Santa’s busy. You can sit on my lap!

sit-lapbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Have you ever been to Hawaii? Well it was the most beautiful thing I've seen till I gazed into your eyes

eyesbody-feature-and-common-expressions

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.Karen Clodfelder

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you the color red like fire? Because you ignite the passion in me.

colorbody-feature-and-common-expressions

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

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You’ve go something on you head. (what?) A halo.

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Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm sure feeling a strong connection

brand-pick-up-lines-and-common-commbody-feature-and-common-expressions

This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

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Be unique and different, say yes.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Ask me why I am so tired, because you have been so hard to find.

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If you were a year you'd be the last one, because you're the hottest on record

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How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!

hotbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into 'em.

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When I listen to my heart, it whispers your name.

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It's OK that you are tired. I promise to do all the work and you will feel great.

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Love your smile.

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I love your body confidence.

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I'm so glad this work day is over. I'm ready for the weekend. Hurry up Friday!

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Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

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Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

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If the end is inevitable, I want you to be my inevitable.

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I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

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Excuse me, you have a sensuous overbite and lips.

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I'm as thirsty for your love as the fish were for water.

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Hello angel, would you like to ride a rainbow with me?

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Uncross your legs love, you're squashing my dinner.

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Are your name campfire? Because you are hot and I want S'more.

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You must have a ninja in your pants, because your ass is kicking

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Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

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You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known – and even that is an understatement.F. Scott Fitzgerald

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I love your jean and how it brings out your curves.

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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is that a ladder in your pants or a stairway to heaven?

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You have such nice hair – SO exotic.

hairbody-feature-and-common-expressions

I like my women, like I like my ice cream plus size and dripping down my fingers

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Is your daddy a spandex salesman? ... Because you're TIGHT!

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(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

You really shouldn’t dye your hair. You’re messing with perfection.

hairbody-feature-and-common-expressions

I feel pretty tired, because I have spent my entire night looking for the one. And I have finally found you.

being-tiredbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Girl, I am bad to my boner. Make it good.

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I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.

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Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

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Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

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Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom.

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Call Me Pooh, because all I want is you honey.

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Babe, I am thirsty for your lips.

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Hi my name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.

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So…did you just dump your boyfriend because you were to hot for him?

hotbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Can I get into your cave of wonders?

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.

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Hello Mary, I want to follow you around like your lamb.

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My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?

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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

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There is no such thing as a perfect man or a perfect marriage. But the one I have is perfect for me.Fawn Weaver

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Girl, would you kill me with your love?

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Forever is a measure of time used by people who share an ordinary love. Our extraordinary love is immeasurable...for us, forever just won’t do.Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

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Hey baby, I can make you moan louder than ever. Happy Moanday!

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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Good day darling, how would you like to bond? James BondJames Bond

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Babe, take me on fantasy trips with those sexy lips.

lipsbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Your name must be Sirius, because you are a prisoner of ass-kablam!Sirius

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Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

My hands are cold, can I warm them between your legs?

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Hey Baby. Do you like a dog in uniform?

blind-and-deafbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Can you help me tease my hair?

hairbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?

brand-pick-up-lines-and-common-commbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

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Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.Left and Right

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hey didn't catch your name, I would call you HONEY, but you are much sweeter than that.

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Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

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I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

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I can bone out 5 chickens in 10 minutes. Just think about how fast I can please.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Wow! You are talking to me? I think my dreams have finally come true!

dreambody-feature-and-common-expressions

So if tomorrow is the day I die, I would have wished I asked you out on a date.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Tired? Me too, let me take you home.

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My lips are skittles, want to taste the rainbow?

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight?

curvy-fat-and-plus-sizebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is your daddy retarded because your special.

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Is your daddy a jalapeno because you sure are hot

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You are the fairest one of all with Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow.

colorbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this dick in your ass.

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Is your name Michael Jackson? Because baby, you make me wanna Beat It.Michael Jackson

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Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face

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Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some Tit for Tat exchanges.

tattoobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

hotbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Was your daddy a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

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If beauty were time, you'd be my eternity.

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

hairbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Guy: Can I borrow your cell phone? Girl: Sure why? Guy: I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!

angel-and-heavenbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you remember me? Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

dreambody-feature-and-common-expressions

They say when you lose your sight your other senses are sharpened. I can already sense that your name is Jennifer. Oh, Carol? My bad.

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In a marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic, a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts, and enabler rather than a reformer.Unknown Author

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

eyesbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Girl, you look so hot with that tattoo.

tattoobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over the candle stick. Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

If my hair wasn't covering my eyes right now, I'd be staring at you.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I lost my tattoos, can I have yours?

tattoobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is your daddy a pilot because my heart taking off

your-daddybody-feature-and-common-expressions

I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

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You made me feel like a blind man seeing the sun for the first time.

blind-and-deafbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Heat makes things expand... so I don't have a weight problem... I am just hot!

curvy-fat-and-plus-sizebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I had a dream about you. Yes, really. Because I see my one true dream girl every night.

dreambody-feature-and-common-expressions

You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

eyesbody-feature-and-common-expressions

I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Does your daddy work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

your-daddybody-feature-and-common-expressions

It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.

hotbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: What? Guy: I thought I'd just say something that would break the ice.

curvy-fat-and-plus-sizebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Who cares about class on Friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday.

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Excuse me is your daddy a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? because every time i look at you i get wood in my pants

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Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Am I a beast? Because you're definitely a beauty.

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.

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Hey can you take off your clothes for me? I want to see how an angel hides its wings.

angel-and-heavenbody-feature-and-common-expressions

My love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrist.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Can I copy your dance moves?

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and Ill be the Big Bad Wolf.

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

blind-and-deafbody-feature-and-common-expressions

You are so hot, I would rob a bank for you.Rob/Robert

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Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."

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Did you sit in sugar? Because you got a sweet ass.

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Babe, are you thirsty? I can rain on you.

thirstybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Help, some hooligans spun me in circles and I need a sexy young thing to help me regain my orientation!

blind-and-deafbody-feature-and-common-expressions

My name might not be Genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

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Your hair is a natural and looks great with any hair style.

hairbody-feature-and-common-expressions

I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

blind-and-deafbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT.

hotbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is that a tattoo under your shirt, I just found the sign that I have been looking for.

tattoobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you smiling at me or do I have my contacts in wrong?

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If I tell you, you have a pretty fingers, would you hold it again me?

blind-and-deafbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

My love for you is like diareah..it never ends!

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?Left and Right

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Too big? The only thing I'm too big for is your narrow mind!

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Is your daddy a genie because your making my dreams come true

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Hey baby, can I butter your biscuit?Bread and Butter

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I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

brand-pick-up-lines-and-common-commbody-feature-and-common-expressions

If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

pick-up-linbody-feature-and-common-expressions

You look so much like a princess, I put poison in that apple you're eating. Let's hope my antidote-chapstick does the trick.

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

It's Thirsty Thursday! Let's get the party started!

pick-up-lines-for-dabody-feature-and-common-expressions

A Wonka gin tonic, please. 'With ice?' 'Obviously.' 'Okay then could you please step away from the bar?' 'What?! Why?' 'You're melting all the ice.'Gin and Tonic

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Your name must be Jelly, because jam don't shake like that.

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Are you life's meaning? Because I have visions about meeting you one day.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I'm not a big fan of your last name but don't worry, I can change that.

girl-namebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I think I am blind to all of life's problems because you have opened my eyes to all of life's beauty.

blind-and-deafbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hold my hand. I will follow you everywhere you go.

blind-and-deafbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is your daddy a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

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You have beautiful lips.

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Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day.

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I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

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I'm no Tiger Woods, but I am a Tiger, and I have WoodTiger Woods

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My name is Gabriel, but I am no angel.Gabriel

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I got some buried bones in my past. But babe I'll get them out for you any time.

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Can I adjust your body clock?

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I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water.

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Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business

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Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

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I do love nothing in the world so much as you.William Shakespeare

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My friends call me Sugar Lips — wanna find out why?

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Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.

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Hey my name is Will, gods will.Will

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If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

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Mary you are so fine you are Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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Southern girl rock my world. Hazel eyes and golden curls, put on a country song we'll dance all night long.

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Remember, we all stumble; every one of us. That is why it’s a comfort to go hand in hand.Emily Kimbrough

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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!

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Was it red bull that gave you wings or are you just an angel?

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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here

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I love how your curves fit into my arm.

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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

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Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

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I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe.

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I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

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Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

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Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven

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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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Are your arms and legs tired? I know massage and my service is open all night long.

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I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.

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Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

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[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

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I'd stop wearing black for you.

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Are you an interior decorator? Because you are making this room beautiful

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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.Mignon McLaughlin

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Girl, are you a cop? [No] Because you're America's Finest

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My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is red for you baby.

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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position

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Do you like Kellogg's? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?

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I hope Angels know CPR because you take my breath away.

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Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?

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What time do you have to be back in heaven?

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You like screaming at emo concerts? Let's make your bedroom into a screaming concert tonight.

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I think I'd like you in my way, football head. (Hey Arnold – Helga)

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Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match.

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When I sleep, I dream of you, and when I wake, I long to hold you in my arms. If anything, our time apart has only made me more certain that I want to spend my nights by your side, and my days with your heart.Nights in Rodanthe

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I’ve got 2 pairs of pink lips, which would you like to taste first?

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I don't think I will ever get tired of wearing pink.

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Your forever is all that I need.

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I don’t know where I’d be without you here with me. Life with you makes perfect sense. You’re my best friend.Tim McGraw

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You have tattoos all over your body? When can I see the rest of them?

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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

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Those boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

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Are you little red riding hood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.

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Come back to my place so I can lose sleep over you.

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I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

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Is your dad a thief? Because your hair looks like a masterpiece from a museum.

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Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you're hot like salsa

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If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together

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If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.

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Girl your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal.

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To me, a smile from you is like a sock to Dobby.

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Love is blind, and marriage is a real eye-opener.

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If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I'd, uh, like, really be into adidas

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Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?

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If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a little chessboard

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I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

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Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass

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Hey baby, guess what I can make you come with just my tongue. Happy Tongueday!

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Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!

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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

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Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

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I just wrote about you in my emotional journal. Wanna read?

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I'm easy like Sunday morning.

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All those curves, and me with no brakes!

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Your hair must be the reason men fall in love.

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Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess)

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Mi nombre es cualquier ser. In Spanish that means: "My name is whatever you want it to be.

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I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

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Bond....James Bond

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How about you and I get together and we'll make our own rebel love emo song.

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I'd love to share a bed and breakfast with you.Bed and Breakfast

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Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

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[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.

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Girl... your like Mastercard... seeing you is priceless

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Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

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Are you having a good summer? Because you're hot.

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Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

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So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

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I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

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Happy Titty Tuesdays! Flash me now!

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Do you want to hear a bedtime story? It's time for you to get in my bed.

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I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.

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Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color…Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.

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I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?

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My name is Peter Pan, because I can take you to Never Never Land.Peter Pan

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Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect

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I’m an emotionless bastard who served as a replacement for an emo bastard.

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Your daddy must be a cheeseburger, because I could nom you all night long

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(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?

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Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

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As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

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Are you a model?

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You may love my funny bone. But you will love my boner even more.

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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

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Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you're a fine pizza ass.

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Do your lips taste as good as your voice?

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Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

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Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

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I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece of heaven.

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Guy: Oh it's just your beautiful eyes

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Honey, you were made for me!Adam and Eve

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Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?

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We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly.Peanut Butter and Jelly

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I love your fiery personality. (redhead or red dress)

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Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

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If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

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Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

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Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?

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Is your name Eve? I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

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What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar?

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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

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You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business

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Is your daddy a car salesman? [Why?] Because you have nice head lights.

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For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

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I like that shade of black you're wearing.

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Wanna get a taste of free tap Friday?

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If you show me your slit, I'll show you all of mine.

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I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.

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if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!

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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

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The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage. Baby, you’re my lucky seven.

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Your tattoos are so amazing you made me forget my pick up line.

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Golden hair like yours is pouring sunlight.

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Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

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Is your name Hailey? Can you make my wish come true?

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My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.

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Your body is like a haiku in motion.

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Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?

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You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart)

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I think God took the color from the ocean and put it in your eyes.

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I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.

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I'm a beast in the sheets.

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I wasn’t sure that love could survive everything we put it through, but you were. You were sure, you were always sure.Boy Meets World

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Your curly hair is like ocean wave. They’re beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away from.

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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

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I'm a fortune teller and I predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me

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Are your arms tired? You can still open your legs right?

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Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."

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Your smile could sell a half-million magazine covers.

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Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.

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You must be Mona/Lisa, because I find your smile absolutely intriguing.

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Your tattoos are not the only thing that I want to get into.

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You Tarzan. Me Jane.Tarzan and Jane

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They say that like master like dog. My dog is loyal like me.

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I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.

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Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

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To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.Robert Brault

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You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

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Your lips taste like grape Kool-Aid.

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Is your mom a hooker? Because I'm hooked on you.

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If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

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Is your daddy a thief, because he stole all those diamonds and put them in your eyes.

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

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How does it feel to have the best hair in this place?

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Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.

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How many words can you make out of the word "smile"? (I, Me, I'm, Lie, Mile, Lime, Slime)

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Smile if you're sexy!

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My name is not Doug, but I want to be in your hole.Doug

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I'll buy you a drink every time you smile at ME tonight. (Better bring your credit card)

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Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

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I'm like Harry Houdini, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.Harry Houdini

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Babe, if getting tattoo is a crime, then I need to see more evidence.

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If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

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You can use my hair straightener.

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The days aren't the only thing that just got longer.

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Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.Maya Angelou

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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.

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Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

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If I know what love is, it is because of you.Herman Hesse

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You know anybody can drive in a straight line, it takes a real diver to handle the curves.

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Congratulations! My friends and I have voted you the hottest guy around! And your prize is …a date with me!

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Girl if You Were A Dodge truck, I'd Ram You.

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Are you the color green like the grass? Because I run my hands through you.

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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

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Call me Mountain Dew, because when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast.

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Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

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You are the reason men fall in love.

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Did the tattoo hurt? Or did it hurt more when you fell from heaven.

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Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the cum faucet for you.

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My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.

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I love your smile. It reminds me the smile of the person whom I want to marry someday.

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If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...

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Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

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Are you a clock? Because you are ticking me off.

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The chemistry between us will bring destruction to this place.

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Lets do it Adam and eve style, behind some bushes.Adam and Eve

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Don't mind me, I'm an astronomer checking out heavenly bodies.

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You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!

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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity

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I may look tubby, but I got an ass like a jackhammer.

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Is your name Stella/Rosa? Because you are intoxicating.

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Your smile is like sunshine.

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If a girl's name is heather say: Your so hot the first four letters of your name spell heat.

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When two people are connected at heart, it doesn’t matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers.

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Hello my name is Albert. Do you know space-time isn't the only thing that's curved?Albert

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You’re the most beautiful redhead I’ve ever seen.

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Are you a archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.

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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation.

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Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!

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Hello my name is Rich and I have expensive tastes.Rich

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Is your name Summer? Because you are as hot as hell.

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You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

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(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

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Is your name country crock, because you can spread for me anytime.

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I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

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Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat

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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

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Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

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I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.

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I didn't change my clocks so that I could get behind you.

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Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls.

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Nice wings! Can i buy you another vodka Red Bull?

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You be the lady, I'll be the tramp.Lady and Tramp

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Have you ever been with a deaf guy before? That's two reasons you'll be screaming my name.

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Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

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Girl, I want to get my bone under your skin instead.

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Hey baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

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Did you just come from KFC, because your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

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Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

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Are you Saturday? Because we are going to party all night.

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You look tired, I know a great place to have coffee and chill.

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Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.

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Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

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I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you, not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.Roy Croft

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Are you Santa? Because I would love to sit on your lap and tell you exactly what I want.

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I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

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When the darkness rolls in, I’ll be there through thick and thin.Hilary Duff

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I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

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Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.

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Do you have a tattoo? Because I found everyone else here too plain.

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Is your name Harry? Because I want to play with your magic wand.Harry

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Is my heart on fire or am I just lost in a love maze without you! (look at the person in the eyes)

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Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

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Is your name Maya? Because I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.

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Girl, you are so hot. I can feel it in my boner.

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Guy: Do you hear that. Girl: What? Guy: Oh sorry that was my heart singing for you

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If you were a booger I would pick you first.

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Girl, I want to live in the trashcan of your hearts.

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I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

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Babe, do you want to ride my hair?

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Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

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My love for you is like my hair, it just keeps on growing and growing.

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Your hair absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least beautiful thing about you.

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They say apples don't fall far from the tree so you're mom must be hot too.

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I don't care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cake!

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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

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My fingers will touch both your soul and hair.

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Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

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Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

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My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

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Come tattoo my lips with yours.

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Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

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I still fall for you everyday.Antoine de Saint Exupery

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What’s that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured…lips.

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Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave 'em wet!

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Your body is curvy, your face is beautiful and your attitude is fierce, I think we are a perfect match.

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Come with me baby it'll be a day to remember.

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Your so hot you make my teeth sweat

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I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.

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You smell that…..? Smells like love.

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Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.

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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

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In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.Mignon McLaughlin

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I'm on smile patrol. You've exceeded the smile speed patrol.

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You should go in the water, because you're so hot you're on fire!

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I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

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I can see forever in your eyes.

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I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

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Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.

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Girl, did you fall from heaven to be with me?

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Is that a white cane in your pocket or you are very happy to see me?

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Roses are red Lillies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

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You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh.

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Are you the color purple? Because you allure my heart.

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I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.

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You are beautiful with your glorious golden hair.

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Hey there, the name is Bud. Wanna taste?Bud

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We are communicating through my notepad now, but we won't be needing it in the bedroom.

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If women were trophies, you'd be first place!

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Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

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Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

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My d** is so polite. It stands up so you can sit down.

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Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass.

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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

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Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat

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You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.Cold and Hot

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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were waiting for me.Mr. Right

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I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.

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For you see, each day I love you more 
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.Rosemonde Gerard

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Is your daddy an astronaut? Girl: no then how did you get those stars in your eyes

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When I met you, my heart skipped a beat and an hour.

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I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

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Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

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What does your tattoo mean?

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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it

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Wanna play carnival? You sit on me and I guess how much you weigh.

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Is your name Katrina? (No, why?) Because I wanna rock you like a hurricane!

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I wish there was a word more than ‘love’ itself to convey what I feel for you.Faraaz Kazi

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You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

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Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number!

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Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.Robert Browning

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Love is a promise; love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.John Lennon

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Are you death because im so EMO?

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If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

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If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.

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Damn sexy! Hips and curves.

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You make me happier than I ever thought I could be, and if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.Friends

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Your daddy must have been a Baker, because you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

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You are like a juicy red apple that I want to have a bite.

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Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.

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Is your daddy a sergeant because your making my privates stand at attention!

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Girl you are the like the tattoo that I have been looking for, I want to be stuck with you for the rest of my life.

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Are you form Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!

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Can I take a picture of you? So that I could show my Tattoo artist what I want.

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The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.William Lyon Phelps

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Hey Lily, want to do it in the pond?

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Whoops I dropped a quarter can u pick it up for me while I look at your legs?

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In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.Maya Angelou

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I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

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I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

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Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

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Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.Unknown Author

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Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one hell of a foundation.

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Amazing tattoo, I want the same thing you have.

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I’m feeling alive and with every breath that I take, I feel like I’ve won. You’re my key to survival.Secondhand Serenade

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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

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Do you like hamburgers? because i'll go in-n-out of you!

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Your forever is all that I need. Do you want to share a pointless life with me.

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Is your name Molly? Because your making me overdose.

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Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.Bread and Jam

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I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?

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Is your name Frank? Because you are smoking hot.Frank

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I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks

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You thirsty? Do you want to drink out of my dick faucet?

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I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.

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Hey baby are you goth because I think your gorgeous.

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Hey baby, how about some lip wrestling?

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What is on your curves? My eyes!

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If I was any object I would be a fan, so when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot.

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Was your daddy a leprechaun, because Irish you were naked.

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Is your daddy a photographer? Because I can picture us together.

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Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

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Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.

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I wrote your name on my wrist as a sign of our love.

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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

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If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you… I'd have one dollar!!

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You are so hot you make the windows fog.

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Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

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Freaky Friday! Hell I'm just glad it's Friday.

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My hair isn't the only thing that grows longer.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

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I lost an hour of time. Can I borrow one of yours?

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I could use some spare change and you're a dime.

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Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.

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If mother nature didn't like curves, she would've made the world flat.

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It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.

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Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but your hair is real right?

hairbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you like color red? Be careful playing with fire and you might end up burnt.

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Is your daddy Willy Wonka because you look delicious

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Let the more loving one be me.

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Are you a Fred Astaire? Because your dancing away with my heart.Fred Astaire

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The Sun turns pale at your smile.

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Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me

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Your daddy must be a farmer, because you sure have grown some nice melons.

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Your name must be Patty, because I want to grill you.

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I'm flying blind here. Can I land on you tonight?

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You know, I would die happy if I saw your curves in your birthday suit just once!

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I will do anything to get my hand on curve like yours.

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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

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I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you've got some fine humps.

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I'm good with my hands and mouth.

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Roses are red, so are your lips...You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

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Are you David? Because your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.David

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I have a boo boo on my lip Will you kiss it and make it all better?

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Guy: Beww Beww Beww. Girl: What?. Guy: That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

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Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops that you stole my heart.

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I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

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I'm a 400 pound hunk of burning love.

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The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.

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If your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

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Your daddy must be an archer, because he sure shot a bullseye.

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Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

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You must be a really good florist. Because I only want your two lips

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Can you read lips? (You mean the one on your face or...?)

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Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.

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Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

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Your lips seem lonely. Do they want some company?

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Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.

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Mi nombre es cualquier ser. In Spanish that means: "My name is whatever you want it to be.General

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Are you a tattoo? Because I want you on me.

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I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

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They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.A. A. Milne

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Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

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Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

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You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

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I like your tattoos, can I see more?

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You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

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You have a really pretty voice. Can I touch your face?

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Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

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Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.

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A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.Unknown Author

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Is your name Cindy/ Ella/ Cinderella? Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

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I could smell you all day.

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My lips are dry, can I borrow yours to moisten them?

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Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?

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You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.Peanut Butter and Jelly

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Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

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When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven.

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Guy: You owe me money. Girl: Why? Guy: Because you have been living in my heart without paying rent

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It looks like your jeans need me to fill you up with some friction.

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I have the same tattoo, how about a date?

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It is love that makes impossible possible.Indian Proverb

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If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.When Harry Met Sally

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I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

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Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

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Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!

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Is your daddy a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

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True love is spending one day getting married… and the rest of your life feeling glad you did. Greetings of this Day to you and me!

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With a body like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

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I have a beard. Can I touch it with your vagina?

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bae= bacon and eggsBacon and Eggs

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Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!

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(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

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How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?

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Hey you free for dinner, because I have a private chef who makes a mean breakfast in bed.....You see where I'm going with this?Bed and Breakfast

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Is your daddy an alien because your out of this world

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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

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You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding."

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If looks could count for a minute, you'd be a pretty long day!

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I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

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Let's go on a date, I'll make sure it's A Day To Remember!

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Baby, somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel!

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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

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What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.

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Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

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You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.

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I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

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You're wicked hot.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to put me out of this endless torment if it fell on top of me.

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How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

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Have you got the time? [Gives the time] Cool, so you have a watch, I'll be here at 8, don't be late.

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Let's run under the stars through cemetery backyards.

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Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I'd like to tap that!

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Is your daddy a thief? Why? Because I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

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I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)

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Girl are you wet yet? Because my little buddy is thirsty.

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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

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It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

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When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

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Now I've seen everything! Well, almost everything ... (Hey Arnold – Gerald)

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Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.

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Girl are you Hailey? Because you so slim and so shady.

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I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine.

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Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

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I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?

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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

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Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

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Hey baby, I wanna get freaky with you! Happy Freakday!

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I may not be Santa but you can sit on my lap any day other than Christmas.

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It's Hump Day. Start it off with a bang.

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Your hair looks so good it must be fake. Is it made out of girlfriend material?

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Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

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Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

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Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie

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Meet me at the bone yard. We can summon a lot more than spirits.

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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.

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I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

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Sexiness wears thin after a while, and beauty fades. But to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, now that’s a real treat.JoAnne Woodward

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Can I be your butter on your bread?Bread and Butter

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You know, you've got the best curves I've ever dreamed of coming across.

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Are you interested in 50 shades of green? Because you are my lucky charm.

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You got something on your chest: my eyes

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Do you know Expelliarmus? Because your smile is disarming.

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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

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You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

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My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.

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If I guess your name in three guesses, will you buy me a beer? If not I'll buy you a beer. Are you in?

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You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

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Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.

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That's a nice watch. [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

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Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.

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Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

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I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

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Just where do those legs of yours end?

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I love you like pigs love mud.

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Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, because I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

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Long hair makes you hotter. This is science.

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Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is because none of this matters and life is meaningless.

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Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.

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My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!

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The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.

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Your body is amazing with curves in all the right places, but your smile is the curve that I appreciate the most.

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If I were bread, would you be my butter?Bread and Butter

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Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?

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Want to taste the rainbow with your lips? I just had some skittles.

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Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.

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I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.Roy Croft

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Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

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Are you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated.

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You both are a wonderful example of love, relation and family.

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You are the Gin to My TonicGin and Tonic

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Are you the color brown like chocolate? Because I want to bite you.

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Hey, I cant taste my lips can you do it for me?

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Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.

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This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

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I can't see my penis. Can you tell me what it looks like?

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You look good in green. How about you take out some pixie dust and let's fly away to my bedroom.

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My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

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Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

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When I'm with you, time disappears.

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You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.

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Guy: What time is it? Girl: [Time]. Guy: Thanks! I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

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Without you everyday is Monday.

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You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

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You're so hot you must've started global warming.

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Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

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See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

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Hey gorgeous, don't be selfish and hide your curves.

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Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

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Your father must be a thief, because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes

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You remind me of the movie "Scarface" cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.

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Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in July!

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I hope your day is as exciting as your curves.

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Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!

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Love is blind, hard to find, difficult to get, and impossible to forget.

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You are not getting how much I want you. Perhaps we need your flesh on my boner.

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Walking with your hands in mine and mine in yours, that’s exactly where I want to be always.Fawn Weaver

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My head is under water, but I'm breathing fine. You are thick and I'm out of my mind.

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I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

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Are you thirsty? Because I can give you the Sunny-D.

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Is your daddy a terrorist? Because you r the bomb.

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Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.Antoine de Saint Exupery

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Hi, my name's Ying will you be my Yang?Ying and Yang

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I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

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Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work tonight!

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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.

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Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

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You know what would look great on you? This My Chemical Romance hoodie.

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Your legs must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all day. Anti-pick up line Come Back : Yeah, I was trying to get out.

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Is your daddy a butcher? Because I want to bone you.

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I couldn’t help noticing that you have beautiful hair.

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Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

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How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?

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You can be my Bonnie, I'll be your Clyde.Bonnie and Clyde

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Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this dick.

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If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

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Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

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If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

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When I look into your hazel eyes I see autum sunsets and late night curled up in front of the fire.

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I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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Are you Tuesday? Because you are a naughty naughty girl.

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Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

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My dear Guinevere, they don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.Lancelot and Guinevere

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Let’s check out, whether your lip color stays.

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Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.

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You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!

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Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

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Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

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Hey Sexy, what is your plan for this Saturday?

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The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don’t stop.

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Oh, you're bad, bad, bad. (Magic School Bus)

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

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I'll be your drum...you can beat me all night long!

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Am I dead, Angel-face? Because those wings are heavenly!

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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

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I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

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If you have time, we can go around my bone yard.

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Want to play battleship with those lips, you can hit on me anywhere.

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Hey girl, how about we take a bottle back to my crib and…take a nap?

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If you were any sweeter, there'd be a Wanted poster for you down at Mrs.

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Girl are you my new iPhone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.

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Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.

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Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!

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There is no mystery—that's the beauty of it. We are entirely explicable to each other, and yet we stay. What a miracle that is.Kamila Shamsie, Broken Verses

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Girl, you're more precious than Precious.

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Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!

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You are just not any emo girl, you are the answer to my life.

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Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

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Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

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I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.

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You are the eggs to my bacon.Bacon and Eggs

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

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We're like Little Caesar's, we're Hot and Ready.

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I will spend an eternity loving you, caring for you, respecting you, showing you every day that I hold you as high as the stars.Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free

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The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband…Barbara De Angelis

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(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.

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I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.

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Your so hot when i look at you i get a tan.

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I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

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That’s a nice dress. It’ll look even better when it’s slowly decaying beneath the earth since each moment brings everything one step closer to death.

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m dying for you to bone me.

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If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

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Is your daddy a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one hell of a knock out!!!

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Hey is it hot because I think im melting all over you !

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God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.

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If you got those eyes from your mother, I know exactly why your daddy married her.

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Do you know karate cause your body is kickin

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You’ve got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!

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I love your tattoos, but I love you more.

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I love it when you finger me.

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Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

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Smile if you're happy & want wild and crazy sex! Don't smile if you just want wild and crazy sex.

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Here's my number. Call me, Mary.

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Do you bleach your teeth? 'Because your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

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We have changed over the years, but the sparkle in your eyes is as bright as ever, and my love for you is even stronger.

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Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.

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Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.

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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent

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Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)

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You must have pee in your mattress because, no wait, I mean a pea in your mattress, because you're like a princess.....oops.

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if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

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Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

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You must be tired, because of having to listen to other guy's lame pick up lines.

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Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

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I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

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Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mindMickey

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Wow, you have some sweet birthing hips.

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Girl, I want to sip on your lips.

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You can borrow my eyeliner.

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Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.

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You make my soul a little less black.

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Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the cock.

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Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Because Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

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I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

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My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

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Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

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Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)

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Do you have a little black in you? (No) Want to?

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I'm red like the wild fire. Once that spark is ignited, I can go for hours. You have been warned!

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Do you wanna come over later, to my house, and watch American beauty in the dark?

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You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face, but in your heart as well.Unknown Author

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I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

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If this is a dream, I never wanna wake up!

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Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

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Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.

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If sexy were an Oreo, you'd be double stuffed!

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Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u Now And Later

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One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.

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Is your daddy a thief? Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

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If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

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I just ate a bag of skittles want to taste the rainbow?

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Just with red lips, you look so stunning. I wonder what makeup will do.

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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

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Let's play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

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I'll slime you so good you'll think your on Nickelodeon

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I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

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Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass!

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Guy: You look life my first wife! Girl: How many have you had? Guy: None

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That black shirt really matches your soul babe.

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Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

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They don’t call me Woody for nothing!Woody

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Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?

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If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

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Hey girl, let's date for three months so I can write songs about you for the next 15 years.

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I would totally go on a blind date with you.

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Real men love big women.

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Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I read lips all the time, and you have the prettiest lip I ever seem.

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Guy: Here are my keys. Girl: Why? Guy: Here's the key to my house, my car,...and my heart.

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Are you blood? Because my heart cant survive without you

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Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.

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Do you work at McDonalds? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.

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Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

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Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

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You know, I was going to come here as a mime tonight until I saw you and just had to say hi.

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You have the whitest teeth I've ever seen.

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Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.

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Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

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I can't remember every moment of that day, but I could remember when I first looked at your eyes.

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