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Cards against humanity? I want to start small with just my tongue against the most beautiful woman tonight.

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Let's play Family Feud, name something that turns you on.

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Wanna see my little scythe?

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Baby you so fine, I wanna lay you in a field.

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Operations? How about I operate on that hot body of yours.

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Want to play Charades? Promise you won't guess until I finish the act.

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It's your turn to move!

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Why play pie face game, when you could experience me to your face.

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Babe, you so fine I am going to keep hitting with my battleship until I hit your spot.

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I was the seer and I saw you and me together tonight.

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Watch out, I might Surprise Slides inside you.

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Girl, you got some award winning pieces.

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Do you feel lucky tonight?

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To do everything I want with you, I need more than 5 seconds.

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So how much would it cost to own all of you in monopoly?

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Babe, no need to toss the dice, we could do it now.

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They should call the game wonders and put your picture on the box.

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Girl are you a board game? Because I would play you all night long.

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Sorry! It was just the tip.

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Babe, seeing you naked is like going to Candyland.

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Wanna see my little people?

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Let's create civilization, one unit at a time tonight.

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Let's have some fun tonight, we might even end up using Plan B.

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I'd like to play with your forbidden land.

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I think I have seen you before, aren't you one of the 7 Wonders?

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Hey girl, are you a battleship? Because I want to fire my torpedo into your citadel.

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Girl I can do it anyways you like, horizontal or vertical. Much like connect four.

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Castle me and I'll crown you.

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Instead of Exploding Kittens, let's explode your pussy.

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Hey baby, I've got condoms for the night. We will win at Pandemic this time.

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Uno, uno, uno. Oh yes.

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I am gonna do you soft like a Jenga tower.

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Fancy for a game of Dixit. My dick, your pussy's it.

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Do you want to use Codenames? You can call me daddy.

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Ready for a round of twister? Naked.

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Did you just roll for a win? Because you stole my heart.

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Let's get it on like Settlers of Catan.

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Babe you can go up and down this chute however you like.

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Instead of playing the Game of Life, let's play the game of making life.

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Let me be your downfall.

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I can't help but notice your Great Western Tail.

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This board game isn't the only thing that I want to move my character all over.

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Spend a night with me, you will scream Yahtzee without the dice.

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Babe, want to try my board game? You be the board and I'll make all the moves.

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Let's start Apples to Apples. My penis to your pussy?

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Girl, I am ready for some private game for you anytime.

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I see you have a ladder, but how does a snake fit in you?

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I've got a wood for your pair of sheep and wool.

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Would you like to play a board game with me?

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I hope you like Diplomacy, because I am about to invade unexpectedly from the rear.

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I'll trade my dick for your pussy.

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Be my queen.

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How about we go into the bedroom and play some Dominion.

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Is your name trivial? Because I am in pursuit of you.

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Do you feel like taking a Risk? Let's do it without protection tonight.

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Let's take this up to the next level.

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Hey baby, I will Terraform your land if you let me come in.

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Cheers!

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Babe, you are the missing piece to my puzzle.

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Girl you so fine I would love to add you to my collections.

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This stud does not need instructions to know to have a good time.

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That's what she said.

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Hey babe, do you want to kickstart a date with me?

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When it comes to me baby, you got a lifetime Ticket to Ride.

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