black-friday pickup lines

Probable Headline: "1000 Americans killed trying to get twinkies on Black Friday."

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I have been waiting behind you in line for four hours. Nice ass.

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Why the hell don't liquor stores have Black Friday sales?

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No baby, this ain't my flashlight...

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I'll be celebrating Black Friday in my traditional way.... by completely ignoring it.

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Black Friday = Broke Saturday.

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EVERY day is "Black Friday" if you're a Kardashian.

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Careful, don't run too fast, or you might just trample my heart.

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Are you a store Black Friday flyer? Because you turn me on.

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If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze

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Baby, you are like a Black Friday deal... worth the wait.

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Would you mind holding my place in line I want to

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Meeting you is like getting the best deal without waiting in the Black Friday lines.

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Black Friday reminds me so much of bowling because the people ahead of me remind me of the pins that I wish to knock out.

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Black Friday night landed me with medical bills that cost me more than what I saved.

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You are the best Black Friday of my life.

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Black Friday = The Day People Spend Money They Don't Have On Things They Don't Need.

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My feelings for you is greater than the Black Friday line.

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For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday.

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Girl, I'd dig through a $5 DVD bin for your favorite movie on Black Friday if it'd win your heart.

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I'd like to get caught in a revolving door with you.

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I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.

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I am crazy about you like how I am sucker for Black Friday shopping,

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I am staying home on Black Friday. How about you?

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I'd wait for days, in the freezing cold, just for you... and a new TV.

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I see you waiting in line too. I can help you kill some time.

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Black Friday. You know what? I don't see color. I just see people. I will be calling it Friday.

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Come over on Black Friday. We can have sex and left-over from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook.

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That's a great outfit. How can I get it 90% off?

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I'd give up my HD TV for a smooch from you.

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If you're scared of catching a cold you can always come sleep in my tent.

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Skip the Black Friday line. You can have me for free.

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Love for sale: $9.99 for a smoking hot night.

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I'm a great bargain hunter.

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It is getting cold. Your hands must be freezing. Want to come inside my tent? I know a great way to warm you up.

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Black Friday is when I drive to the local KFC for a gang bang.

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Dang girl don't you know it's Black Friday? Those pants should be 100% off.

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You can't put a price on love like ours.

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Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting names of people who sent stupid thanksgiving messages.

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Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over TV's & stuff on sale

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I would line up outside Walmart for you on Black Friday.

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Every Friday was Black Friday to me.

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I want Black Friday prices and short lines everyday.

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Push, shovel, grab, tackle, and yell.

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Hey, baby. Do you like Black Friday? Because it’s always black in my man cave.

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Your clearance rack looks awesome, if ya know what I mean.

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