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Girl is your name baseball, because I just want to hit it.

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As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.

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Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.

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Can I pinch hit on you?

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The only thing tender today is my heart for you

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Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

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Two more follows and we can start the giveaway! Come on people, I draw pretty okay too

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Hey girl. do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.

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Can I show you my spitball?

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I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.

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Hello. I am a professional baseball player.

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Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you...

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Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does

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Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.

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They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter

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Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film

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I wield a big stick.

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You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby

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Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park

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I'm falling in glove with you.

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Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.

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What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?

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You make my heart as spongey as the A's infield

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So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?

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Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day

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Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?

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Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?

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Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.

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My dugout, or yours?

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Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.

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We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.

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I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later

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Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action

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Wanna come over and calculate some fip?

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They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away

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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!

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Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has

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You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.

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Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.

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You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.

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If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun

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Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).

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They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

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My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.

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They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night

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You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.

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You're quite the catch, baby.

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If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.

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I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.

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Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number!

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Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.

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Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.

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You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.

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Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?

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I think I glove you.

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Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.

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If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?

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Us baseball players know our way around the bases.

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Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.

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If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?

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Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger

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I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.

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The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

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I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender

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Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.

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I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package

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You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now

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Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.

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You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove

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Whatcha got?

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I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.

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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!"

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I'd got to bat for you, babe.

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Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.

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Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever

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My split finger will have your knees buckling

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Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!

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They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me

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What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?

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All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood

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Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you're warming me up.

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You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.

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If you were a reliever, I'd sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option

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Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget your

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