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Let 'u' and 'i' be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic relationship exists for all T = {0 ... infinity}

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Can I plug my solution into your equation?

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Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick

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I'll make your plumb bob!

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What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you

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Why don’t I show you my anterior pubis so you can sex me to 95% accuracy?

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Virtue goes with you

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I'll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!

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You guild my praises far above my deserts

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I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.

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You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).

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This must be the 1900s, because my train has some goods that need to be delivered down south.

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Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

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Babe, I am going to power your mitochondria.

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It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.

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Is your network encrypted? Im looking to hack.

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Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA 

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If you were a statue, I'd wish I were Leontes and you were Hermione, who was pretending to be dead for sixteen years. And not really a statue at all.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

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Hey girl, Gropius this.

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How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Let's go back to my place, flip through my comma sutra, and see where to insert these.

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I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?

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Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3) 

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You're the Youngian archetype for the perfect woman.

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Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.

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My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().'

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You wear a snowy livery

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Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

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Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?

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If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

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Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume

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You are the starchitect of my life.

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I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

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You'd make a great vice. Get under me.

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My wish requires you

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If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.

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Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...

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Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.

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You must be tired, because you've been running through my passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.

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I’d like to excavate your site.

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Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar…

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

I know your name's not little Albert, but I can make you scream.

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Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Inherit your desires

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Baby you’re more precious than an artifact!

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Girl, call me a test. Because I want you to study me, sit on me, and do me hard.

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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

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You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

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This bike lane is built for two.

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Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.

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If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

mathacademic-pick-lines

You are the star I reach at

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state. 

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You can be the defined void, and I will be the isolated solid.

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My love for you is like the universe...never ending!

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You are one well-defined function.

mathacademic-pick-lines

My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.

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I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.

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I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.

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Baby you're so beautiful…I can't break down my thoughts and behavior around you, i can't help not experiencing you as a whole.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Is that an increment borer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.

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If we were connected on LinkedIn, I'd endorse you all night long.

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You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Your homepage or mine?

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Hey baby, can i see what's under your radical?

mathacademic-pick-lines

Her name like some celestial fire quickens my spirit

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

You remind me of my mother.

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I've been secant you for a long time

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Are you Broca's aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

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I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Girl, are you my school home work? Because we will have a long night together.

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You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond! 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

I would really like to bisect your angle.

mathacademic-pick-lines

I have no faculty which is not yours.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Sorry i'm not into bondage.

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Nice set of parabolas!

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

I just finished studying the book of numbers. I think it's incomplete because I don't see yours.

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Baby, lim (u->me) ? e^x = f(u)^n.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Call it manifest destiny, but I truly believe it's my God-given right to acquire you.

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You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Of course, Romeo and Gertrude is just a working title. I might be persuaded to change it for you, MLady.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

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You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

You and i add up better than a Riemann sum

mathacademic-pick-lines

Hi. My name is Julius, and when I saw you, I said to myself, "Julius, seize her!"

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Hey Girl! You remind me of my mother. When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

You're like a good production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. You both have a nice Bottom.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Chem students do it on the table periodically 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.

mathacademic-pick-lines

My arms shall be your sanctuary

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Are you a union worker with a history of anarchy?

us-history-politicalacademic-pick-lines

I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

You're like the top of an AMD Athlon.. very hot.

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Baby, you make this Homo erectus.

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I want all of our functions to be read/write.

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If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.

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I'm A Twig.....You're A Twig......Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.

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You are the rising sun which I adore

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Oh we can filibuster All Night Long.

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Are you my home work? Because I will be missing you tonight.

homeworkacademic-pick-lines

I've fully rebooted from my last relationship.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

mathacademic-pick-lines

The fault is not in our stars but in your eyes. I mean, the stars are in your eyes. Or something.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Phone for you, I think it's your motherboard.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Jane Jacobs might have her eyes on the street, but I keep mine only on you.

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Wanna get incumbent?

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My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi

mathacademic-pick-lines

Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Your 127.0.0.1 or mine

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

The only gender study that I want is doing you.

studyingacademic-pick-lines

I’ll chronicle your virtues

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Baby, your design elements are an asset to this community.

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I do love nothing in the world so well as you (Much Ado about Nothing)

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.

us-history-politicalacademic-pick-lines

Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

I wear you in my heart

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Damn Baby! you just made my afferent neurons buzz with excitement.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Even if we are all working remote. I want to study your presentation.

studyingacademic-pick-lines

You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe. 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

I'm just perret-ing that one of these stairs leads to you.

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I'm so glad prohibition was repealed, because i'm drunk on you.

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Let's go back to my place and tear some sheets, Doll!

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Im not staring, Im stuck in a loop. (Logic: while (girl=hot, look))

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

You defragment my life

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Wanna expand my polynomial?

mathacademic-pick-lines

I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables

mathacademic-pick-lines

I'll build you a moon base, if you let me get to third base (twice).

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There is no off-ramp for my feelings for you.

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Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

At absolute zero, you would still move me.

mathacademic-pick-lines

If I said you were the most beautified, would you say that beautified was a vile phrase?

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

I see your wit is as nimble as your tongue

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Wanna come back to my room and see my latest Computer?

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

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Do you live 500 feet away from an elementary school? Because I like to establish some adult uses at your place.

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You and Me = Grand Unification

scienceacademic-pick-lines

I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! Im merely happy to cast eyes upon thy beauty!

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

We can make beautiful .wav files together.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems!

mathacademic-pick-lines

What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"

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You look familiar. What's your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you're turning me into Homo Erectus!

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You're an osteologist? In that case, there's a bone I'd like to show you...

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Call me Paul Revere because I'd like to give you a midnight ride.

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There's nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so - and I'm thinking you look good.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Babe, if you are my homework, I would never pass the class because I will neve finish you.

homeworkacademic-pick-lines

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind (A Midsummer Nights Dream)

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

If you were a USB Port I'd stick my jump drive into you.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending.

mathacademic-pick-lines

I may be disinterested, but I'm not uninterested.

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Do you want to see a majority whip?

us-history-politicalacademic-pick-lines

I have a slight OCD care to be my obsession?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Let men that hope to be beloved be bold

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may i study your tongue?

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

Honey, you're sweeter than pi.

mathacademic-pick-lines

You know what's unconstitutional? The fact that you still have every article of your clothing on.

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I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.

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Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?

scienceacademic-pick-lines

My heart is a Shoupista... there's always a spot for you.

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You can come to my house and read "The Green Bible" anytime.

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I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you were a null Hypothesis, I would fail to reject you.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Let's pretend you're C14 so I can date you.

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

Shall I compare thee to a summers day? (Sonnet 18)

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame

scienceacademic-pick-lines

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my Golgi body.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

You must be a Quaker, because I could William Penn-etrate you for hours.

us-history-politicalacademic-pick-lines

Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight? 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Excuse me miss, but are you Mesa Verde? Because it feels like I've been digging you for years.

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Greetings to you, fair sailor.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Baby you know this junk isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

You have nice syntax.

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Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.

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I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed. 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

The day mitochondria became more than just the powerhouse is where my love for you ends.

mitochondriaacademic-pick-lines

When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

My duty binds me to obey you ever

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...

mathacademic-pick-lines

You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a completely different woman!

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!

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Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming? 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Your tongue is oiled with courtly flatteries

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?

scienceacademic-pick-lines

My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

scienceacademic-pick-lines

I'm an urban planner. I design cities.

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Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Let me be the 'throws Exception’ to your 'public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?

mathacademic-pick-lines

Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Hey girl, I'm a heat island for you.

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Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Fancy rimming my sherd?

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Would you like to see my totem ?

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive. 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

How about you come to my place tonight, so I can show you the growth of my natural log

mathacademic-pick-lines

Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me. 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Oh little processer of my desire!

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Can we try three? In the HOV I mean.

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If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

scienceacademic-pick-lines

I am your subject. Will you be my predicate?

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You are a white enchantress, lady. You can enchain me with a smile.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

If four plus four equals eight, ....then me plus you equals fate.

mathacademic-pick-lines

If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.. 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Better take off that green belt, because I want to sprawl all over you.

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Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

mathacademic-pick-lines

Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

If I start behaving like an ass, will you start behaving like Titania?

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

us-history-politicalacademic-pick-lines

Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again. (Romeo and Juliet)

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

I must be the Russian space program, because I'm just dying to launch my Sputnik into your space.

us-history-politicalacademic-pick-lines

Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

scienceacademic-pick-lines

To be or not to be? With you, the former. Without you, the latter.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

You're causing a rise in my polls.

us-history-politicalacademic-pick-lines

I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!

mathacademic-pick-lines

Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex. 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

You're into threesomes? Great, because I've got split personality.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Girl, you are my mitochondria because you control my cell.

mitochondriaacademic-pick-lines

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

U + I = 145, Uranium is 92 and I is 53, because we got chemistry

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn't keep me from plowing your field.

us-history-politicalacademic-pick-lines

You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Hey baby i got an acronym for you. D.A.Y.U.M

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Where is the closets research? Because I sense a lot of chemistry between us.

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

O I shall rob you of too much sweetness

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

When you do dance, I wish you a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that. Probably only useful after chasing down someone who's just come off the dancefloor.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

My tongue speaks the freedom of my heart

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

You have a trojan? hmm... I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.

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As you have virtue, speak it

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Right now, my teeth aren't the only part of me that's wooden.

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Let's interface our hardware.

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I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?

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My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.

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Even if all my classes are online. I want to study you in person.

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Girl, I could study your anatomy all night long.

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Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola

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I believe you and I could prove the Lock and Key model later tonight

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I googled your name earlier... I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'

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I am ready to git commit

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Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.

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Would you like to be my next case study?

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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 166mhz Pentium?

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You auto-complete me.

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If I'm the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.

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I know Peter Eisenman says that Architecture is autonomous, but I can't imagine it without you.

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If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?

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I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

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Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.

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My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.

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My heart is zoned exclusively for you.

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hey can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole? 

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Your words are Delphian oracles

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You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.

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My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?

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Why was the beam smiling? It was caught up in a positive moment.

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When you do dance, I wish you were a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that. (The Winter’s Tale)

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No, that's not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

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You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!

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But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?

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Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.

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You have a face where all good seems to dwell

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You be Fluorine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron 

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Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up 

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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute 

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Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses…

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If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

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How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

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Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

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How do you feel about group experiments?

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Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.

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Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you are sooo hot my screen melted

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If you were an eBay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.

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I pray you, do not fall in love with me, For I am falser than vows made in wine (As You Like It)

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Hey baby, did you know I am wearing a C-String?

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Are you studying legal? Because girl I am guilty as charged for wanting you.

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Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge.

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My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….

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You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.

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Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?

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Your ego may be saying ‘no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.

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I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. 

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You are special exception.

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Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve...

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Should I do my home work? No I would rather do you instead.

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How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

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Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.

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You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?

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Are you a 45 degree angle? Because your perfect.

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Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.

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Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period. 

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If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

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If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. 

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Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?

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If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady

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Are you the Mitochondria? Because you’re the powerhouse of my cell.

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Hejduk girl, I can't mask my love for you.

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You put the SPARC in my workstation.

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I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.

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Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

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How about a little Puck?

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Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9

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Oh, you found out about my backups, didn't you?

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I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on my desk and do you all night long.

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Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

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I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 

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Your compliments call your faith in question

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Girl I am doing a case study. Would you be my subject study?

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Hey Girl! Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.

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Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.

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Finally after 20 years of studies I found X in you – The X factor of my life.

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You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip

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Your love outstrips my merit

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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

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They must have left the gates of purgatory open—look who walked out! Besides Hamlet's dad, I mean.

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Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

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You remind me of the Kennewick Man, I’d do anything to claim you for my own.

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Your wit hath too much edge

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Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com

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Forget self-care. I'm here to make it all better.

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I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. 

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I think I've just been classically conditioned by your beauty.

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Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

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You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without xy.

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Are you my physics homework? Because your curves make me hard.

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Hey Girl! Are you an unconditioned stimulus, because you make me display the unconditioned response like pavlovs dog.

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That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2

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If I were an operating system, your process would be real-time priority.

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As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

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Girl, you are an A++.

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Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)

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Make me companion of your cares

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Babe, treat me like home work, because I am open book for you.

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Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!

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Girl are you a charged atom, because I've got my ion you.

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Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.

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Are you the Manhattan project? I've gotta say – you're bomb.

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I scale.

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Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.

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Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

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Good thing I'm not a colonist, because I'd let you do intolerable acts to me.

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What's love got to ledoux with it?

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Are you in charge of the new transportation bill because you have been running through my mind all day!

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I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.

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No wonder they were called the intolerable acts. I couldn't handle it if there was a tax on your sugar.

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Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt

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You're more special than relativity.

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My servers never go down... but I do!

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You are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same. 

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Forget hydrogen you're my number one element 

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There's an economic stimulus package waiting for you at my house.

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Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!

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You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime

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I am proud to please you

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Girl, I can penetrate your membrane any time.

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I am a Boolean method whose love will always return true.

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Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!

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Hey baby, what's your sine?

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Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor I'd like to deliver my load to.

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Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

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You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

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Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine! 

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Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?

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You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.

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Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short

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You must be sin squared, because I'm cosine squared and together we equal one.

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My attraction for you is stronger than the magnetic forces inside of my hard disk.

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Baby, let me find your nth term

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You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

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Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed

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Forget the seven lamps, let's burn the midnight oil?

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Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later?

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Hey...nice asymptote.

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Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice

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Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!

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Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up

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Dayum girl you give me some physiological arousal

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Baby, I’ve got a huge grant !

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Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

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I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

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I'll always have cache for you.

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Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

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I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

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Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Because you are F-I-Ne

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How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

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I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

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Baby, your hotness is a social fact!

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Your words like music please me

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If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.

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Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!

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If i was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

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The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won't know the volume of mine until tonight.

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How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

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I will repay your love with usury

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Babe, if you are a homework, would you grade me on performance or completion?

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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

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Hi, you are my Turn Key Project

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I'd like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

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Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

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I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.

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Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful

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Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest Id spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

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Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.

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Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.

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You're sweeter than glucose.

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Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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My love for you comes with no strings attached.

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You are my methods. I am nothing without you.

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I, like a child, will go by your directions

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I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

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You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

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Hey baby, could i have a look at your artifacts?

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How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

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You make my software turn into hardware!

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I would not wish any companion in the world but you.

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The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.

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I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

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The very instant that I saw you did my heart fly to your service.

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My entertainment hath confirmed my welcome

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I’ll play at kisses with you

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Engineers and girls are like asymptotes and axes, they get close, but never touch.

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Hey baby, how about we try an experiment using stimulus and response?

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If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be +1

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f i was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes 

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Babe, the only college chemistry class I need to study is our chemistry together.

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Your words have charmed my soul

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You want to learn about computers huh, you've already passed the first lesson "Turning Me On"

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If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend

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My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.

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My boldness wants excuse

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Hi, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

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I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

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Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.

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I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you.

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You can pull my lever.

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The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.

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Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine

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Hey baby, Can I probe your moist area?

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Nice Set of Floppies!

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I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

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You are a noble giver

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Midnight would blush at this

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I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent

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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

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I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?

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Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!

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In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.

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You're as sweet at 3.14.

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Can I just tell you, your eyes are nothing like the sun. And what's up with that wiry head of hair you got going on? Wait, where you going? Come back, it gets better! Your breath reeks! Call me!

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Do you want a study buddy? Because I can study you all night long.

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Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA

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I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.

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If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

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Baby, all i see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!

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I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.

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I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?

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Hey cutie! I have a processor, and if you have an empty slot on your motherboard.

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The direction fields of my heart all point to you

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Wow, and all this time I thought nothing was sexier than archaeometry!

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Be the hard drive of my dreams.

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I don't need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.

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Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you. 

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You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

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Do come lay on my couch… With me.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

You increase my Young's modulus.

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There is no primitive data type that could possibly hold the number of things I would do to spend one night with you.

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I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

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You: spell me. Her: me. You: you forgot the d. Her: theres no d in me. You: not yet.

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I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me

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Wow you got a fantastic elevation

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I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations...

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And when I snap my fingers, you will take your clothes off on and remember none of this..

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You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!

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What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

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If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.

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We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.

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I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

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I like your hotspot.

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If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.

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You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

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Give me leave to waken your memory

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Wanna share a trench?

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I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

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Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

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Need me to unzip your files?

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to....

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The battle of the bulge? Unnecessary. There's no competition with mine.

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If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!

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My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.

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I want to study your anatomy.

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Can I buy you a shrink?

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I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

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Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours.

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Are you mitochondria? Because you give me power to live.

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I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

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Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.

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You are a fine piece of homework. I will never let my dog eat you because I will eat you myself.

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I'd like to get you under your fume hood!

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If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

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If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Let me share your thoughts

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!

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I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever.

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Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat ass is chunky!

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

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I do beseech you – chiefly that I may set it in my prayers – what is your name? (The Tempest)

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

They are in the very wrath of love, and they will together; clubs cannot part them. (As you Like It)

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

As glorious as the noon-tide sun

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My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

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I want you to reboot real quick

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I'm relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.

mathacademic-pick-lines

I'm not possessive, but I still want you to be mine.

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I bet your phone number ends in 1599 because that's the most probable date for the composition of As You Like It.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1

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Let’s go back to your place and make the Floor Area Ratio 1 to 1

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Baby what do you say me go make some perpetual motion?

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

What you say we go back to my place so I can mitigate your wetlands?

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You have witchcraft in your lips (Henry VI)

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!

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Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

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You cannot tempt me, Siren

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No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first.

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Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

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Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine 

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Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

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Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.

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You're making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Hey, if you don’t go out with me, I’ll see to it that your house is below BFE in a Flood Zone and have your home bulldozed.

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Well, now you've gone and killed my process.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it

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I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.

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Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you

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How about we take tis to dance floor and I'll sow you the Intertubercular Groove?

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I am a castaway in love

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

diamond are not more pure than she

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.

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You make me want to maintenance rehearse your name all night long.

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I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.

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Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you're really hot!

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Public class Your World extends My World.

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Let's discover our coefficient of friction

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I’ll bathe my lips in rosy dews of kisses

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Do you know the best way to study? Take quick naps. So sleep with me real quick.

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You are full of fair desert

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

I'm no adjective; I would never want to modify you.

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Hey baby, are you a router? Because I saw you checking out my packet

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My chad won't be hanging if you let me punch that hole.

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Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

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Yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

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Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.

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Let's make like an infinitive and never be split.

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Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

I think we should increase our bandwidth.

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Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Otzi the Iceman!

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Are you my mitochondria, because you are my only powerhouse in my life.

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Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

Let me perish in your presence

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Girl are you a charged atom, because I've got my ion you. 

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I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.

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I prize your love above all the gold in wealthy Indies arms

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

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Et tu, Cutie?

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

mathacademic-pick-lines

You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction 

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I know that yes means yes. I know that no means no. Heck, I even know what "nor" means.

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I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!

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It is a confidence that well becomes you

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Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.

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I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

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Goodness and virtue are your near acquaintances

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

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Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

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Is there raum in your plans for me? Because I want get loos with you.

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Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of ass destruction

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Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming?

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Hey girl, come to my town, we need a city beautiful movement.

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Ever seen a beast with two backs? Want to help me make one?

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.

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My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

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You NP-complete me.

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I wish your name was Avogadro, because then I would already know your number.

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Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP address in them.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Baby, If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

Let's make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.

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Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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i'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

I wish u were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your legs.

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I 1-sin(theta) you

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I love you like Jane Jacobs loved front stoops.

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Are you studying cardiovascular system. Because you see through my heart.

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I'd like to play on your laptop.

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Girl, are you studying history? Because I will give you a date.

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Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.

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It is a paradise enjoying you

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Want to study the best law of the universe? Let's study the Laws of Attraction with our bodies.

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Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow (Romeo and Juliet)

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Girl, you are the opposite of homework. Because I actually want to do you for fun tonight.

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You are both beautiful and sublime.

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I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.

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People say group studying is really effective. Perhaps we need to make it into a threesome.

studyingacademic-pick-lines

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

My names huey long and I can share some wealth

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My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded

mathacademic-pick-lines

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

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If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive

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They don't call me a rough rider for nothing.

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You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.

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I gotta apply for a variance, because I want to get into your zone.

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What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! (Much Ado About Nothing)

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

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If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.

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Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?

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Baby you give my electrons a positive charge

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You are so hot girl that when I first laid eyes on you, I reached a runtime error.

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The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.

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You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you. 

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If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Now is the winter of my discontent. Won't you make it glorious summer by going out with me?

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Just call me transit and ride me until you get off.

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You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation. 

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If you're an axon, i would be your myelin sheath.

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Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.

mathacademic-pick-lines

If you were in my class you could study my history!

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I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.

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You have made me sick with passion

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

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My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? 

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Wanna take some data?

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

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If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

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When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

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Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

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Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne

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WebMD says your love is contagious.

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Your heart’s desires be with you!

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Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

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You must be homework, because I am not doing you right now and I should be.

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I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.

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What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

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Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.

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Baby i love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.

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You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

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Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

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Call me John Adams, 'cause I want to be all up in your xyz affair.

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If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.

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Trust me, I'm user friendly.

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Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

mathacademic-pick-lines

We've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate

mathacademic-pick-lines

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power! 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Women are angels clad in flesh

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

Hey, that guy de Vere wrote you this sonnet and told me to put my name on it. No, wait, no he didn't, he's dead.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

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I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

mathacademic-pick-lines

We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Major in anatomy, minor in women's studies, and follows with extension courses. Want to study with me tonight?

studyingacademic-pick-lines

There is nothing more critical than my need to be with you.

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I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10

scienceacademic-pick-lines

My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

We have great chemistry, lets do some biology

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Sweet and delicious is the feast of love

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

How about we do some DPI

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The unblown rose, the crystal nor the

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

You induce demand within my pants.

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I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

You. Me. Dance floor. Now. Don't give me no ado about nothing.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

You must be a positive ion, and I am a negative ion. Because we feel an attraction between us.

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Hey, how about you come over to my place and i free you from your confrontation with the givens of existence?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

You don't look like such a proper noun to me.

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You make my faith to stagger

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

You had me at "Hello World."

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I want no part of welcome but your wished presence

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!

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Would you unwrap my manifold?

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

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I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

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Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.

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Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

If I told you that you had some nice secondary sex characteristics, would you hold them against me?

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You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won't compile without you.

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I noticed you hitting it off with that fair youth. Care to make it a three-way?

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Are you mitochondria, because you are making me all hot full of energy inside.

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On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi

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If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Let me but touch the white pillows of your

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Top quark or bottom quark?

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Anonymity makes me even more handsome.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Are you the Cuban missile crisis?

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You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Hey girl, you shot an Eero through my heart.

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The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.

mathacademic-pick-lines

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

Has the mere exposure effect kicked in yet, or do i need to walk by again?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Did the rules change about camping outside the capital because you got me pitching a tent.

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Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed 

chemistryacademic-pick-lines

I'd switch to a Iphone for you.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

I'd switch to emacs for you.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?

mathacademic-pick-lines

What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!

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What's your resonance frequency?

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Babe I'll treat you like my home work. Fondle you and sit on you all night, and come at the last minute.

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Babe I heard you like roses, so here's a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).

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That is a slide rule in my pocket.

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Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.

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Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

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Has anybody ever told you; you have the face of a Daniel Burnham and the body of a Fredrick Law Olmstead?

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Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe

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Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

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Hey babe are you my homework? Because I would love to take you home.

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You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down. 

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I believe your house is in a 2 person per dwelling minimum. I can help you comply.

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Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential 

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You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.

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Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in? 

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My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some electron density

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She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won (Henry VI)

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I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?

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I motion to elongate the caucus.

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O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?- Romeo and Juliet

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Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame 

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I’ll pay the tribute of my love to you

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My name's Bond. Covalent Bond.

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Girl you are my mitochondria, because without you I have no power to go on.

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Where's the 'like' button for that smile?

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You wrap me up in wonder

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Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

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You understand not the language of my intent

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When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.

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You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world. 

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Wanna couple our equations tonight?

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Chem students do it on the table periodically

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If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

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Sex is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

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Reward stays for you

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Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.

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Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

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Your PH must be 14 because you're the most basic need in my life right now.

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Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe. 

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Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

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Baby you give my electrons a positive charge 

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Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

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There’s music in her smiles

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Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.

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I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.

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If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!

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Hey Girl! I am really worried that you're at risk for vicarious traumatization.

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You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux? 

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Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

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Baby, you can trust me. I always pull out at the last second.

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I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.

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Come woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent. (As You Like It)

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Are you a non volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point. 

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I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.

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Let's be like a QWERTY keyboard and put "U" and "I" together.

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You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming. 

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Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.

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Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?

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I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.

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Let's make like Frank Gehry and crumple some sheets.

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I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.

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No kinky Windows stuff.

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Why don't I show you my giant inkblot so you can tell me how you feel about it, hmm?

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while(myBAC >= 0.3) {YourHotness++; }

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

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Sweet as the breath o flutes, or love’s deliciousness

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I am as mute as night

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Let's work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!

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My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

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You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together 

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Just because the national debt is going up doesn't mean I can't go down on you...

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Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

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You are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same.

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Let's exchange fermions!

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I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.

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My genius and yours are friends

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You must be studying psychology, because you know that I want you.

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Our Love Routines link perfectly.

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Forget hydrogen you're my number one element

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You must be tired because you've been streaming through my RSS feed all day…

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I'm gonna go ahead and UC the motion to have you come back to my place for some bipartisan outreach.

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Would you like to examine my bone?

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How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

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Most people say women are NP-complete, but if I get you into bed, I can solve you in polynomial time!

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Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

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Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

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Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you're also putting hot dogs through doughnuts.

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Girl are you homework? Because I would love to have you as my problem.

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God hath given you one face, but you made yourself another. You didn't need to. I mean, the first one was fine.

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I may not be the POTUS, but I see US on TOP of each other.

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Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.

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No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.

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Back in action, gonna cast a spell on you like Azande witch doctors.

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I would gladly admit to having sexual intercourse with you.

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Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine. 

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If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

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Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?

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The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

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Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

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Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.

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Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.

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Hey baby, can I survey your features ?

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it's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat 

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Can i explore your mean value?

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Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded

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Babe, am I in math class? Because I cannot stop studying your curves.

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Baby let me be your integral so I can be the space under your curves

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Your title far exceeds my worth

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No GPU in the world could make you look hotter than you already are.

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Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

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Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe 

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I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

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We have great chemistry, lets do some biology 

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O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight.

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Let me seal my vowed faith on your lips

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Sure winter dwells upon your lip, the snow is not more cold

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Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with two backs?

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Let's take this relationship from concept to construction.

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My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

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You must know Shakespeare ’cause my heart just did a swan dive. Because he's, like, called the Swan of Avon sometimes. Get it?

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You look like an angel. Or at least a minister of grace.

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hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod

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I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!

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You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

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Girl, you should not study history. Because our future is not in it.

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Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?

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I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our sex life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.

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Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.

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Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

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Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you assume the missionary position.

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Your example steers me

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Can I excavate your mounds?

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We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.

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Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?

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Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

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If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.

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Can I touch your tangible heritage?

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If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep! (Twelfth Night)

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You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force

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Are you looking for a study buddy in the library? Because I have been checking you out.

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Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.

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By you, like your shade, I’ll ever dwell

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Can I do your Systems Analysis?

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Hey Girl! You put me in an altered state of consciousness.

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Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

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Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.

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Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.

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Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

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I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

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How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?

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I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts..you look toned

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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

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Could I have your I.P.?

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Are you chemistry homework, because I am sensing some strong balance and reaction between us.

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I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls? 

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Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.

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There is 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.

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Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

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I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

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In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.

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I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".

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I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!

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Let's study Philematology.

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Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

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Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

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You are the userer of fame

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Are you an exam that I am studying for? Because babe you keep on coming.

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Girl you want some mitochondria? I know exactly how to get some into you.

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I'd LIKE for YOU to PLEASE go OUT with ME. Ever been picked up in iambic pentameter before?

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You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.

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I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?

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Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

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Your favors have fallen like dew upon me

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Babe, I suck at studying. Maybe you should go down and teach me a lesson.

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If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

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i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

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B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth

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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

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The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.

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Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

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If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

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Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

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Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.

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YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo!

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Baby you'll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight.. by saying my name all night long

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

The personal pronoun always comes last.

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You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 

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Hey baby, I wanna go down today… about 10 centimeters.

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Did you come with mitochondria? Because my power house is producing a lot of energy.

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Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.

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Let's get your form to follow my function.

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If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

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My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.

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You know, you really match my culturally constructed beauty standard !

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You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.

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Living with you would be like living in a virtual reality.

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Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.

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If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 sweetheart together we would be 1.

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You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.

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Hey baby I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart

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My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?

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Can I have your significant digits?

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Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?

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My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density" 

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You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.

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No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

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I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

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What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one

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I will unripe my very bosom to you

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I don't care if we are post-human as long as I don't have to be post-you.

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Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period.

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Want a 100% uptime night?

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Press any key to continue.

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Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential

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How about we go home and you handle my exception?

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You're so hot you denature my proteins

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You are my superclass: you define what I can do.

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Your lab bench, or mine?

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You must be a pedestrian... you have right of way to my heart.

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Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?

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Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph

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Once you get a taste of my mitochondria, you will never need another.

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You are the mitochondria for the jolt in my pants.

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As kind as the sun to the newborn spring

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I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

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Baby, you overclock my processor.

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Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.

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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

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Let's build consensus for the master plan of our love.

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Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

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My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

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Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?

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I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

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You prefer a quick time line erection?

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Was your daddy an unclear antecedent? Because I only hope I know what you're referring to.

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Hey girl, that reminds me, how do we get from Bauhaus to your house.

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I sacrifice to you the incense of my thanks

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I would never bury our love in a coniferous forest, because the acidity of the soil would ruin any chance of preservation.

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I don't need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.

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Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.

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You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

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Your fingers are made to quaver on a lute, your arms to hang about a lady’s neck

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What's a nice girl like you doing in a chat room like this?

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Let me show you how less can be more.

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Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod

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Let me I Deleuze myself in your eyes.

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I'm lavin you in those jeans.

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Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".

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Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt 

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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

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I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

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The sun never met the summer with more joy

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